I was about to eat a King size Snickers bar, when i noticed something. They don't call it "King Size" anymore. Heck they just call it "The Big One" That just sounds lazy. How lazy can people be, when select their Snickers goes down to "Eh, i dunno 'the big one'". That's a dang shame. Then I was like, you know what, i will try and give them the benefit of trying to be politically correct. Still though, thats outta-line.

So i'm at work right. And this one girl runs in and is like "Zephyr" .... and i'm what kind of shout is that. And she continues. Eventually another girl comes to the call, so then its "What kind of a name is that?!" I looked it up. Then I shut up. But still.... "Zephyr". Too close to "heifer".

Haha, so i just witnessed the worst 'buy this music compilation' advertisment. The name of the mix was "The Most Relaxing Classical Music Pieces.....Ever!!" Yes... "EVER!" I think that's right up there with Victoria Secret actually labelling certain items "Very Sexy". Incase you hadn't decided what appealed to you, yet. Silly C.O.D. item.

At least its not that mix where you actually when all the songs on it came out. That one just makes you feel old. Kinda like the fact that there is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Watch It) Dah well, I'm going to go get the best sleep ...ever.
Peace. (I suddenly feel like Doogie Howser).

LoL... the news makes me laugh often. Like this headline... "U.S. official: Tape 'almost certainly' bin Laden" The article only expounds on this. That the official is ALMOST certain that it is bin Laden on the tape they found. "Almost certain"... I love the way people try to cover themselves. "Almost certain"... so there's like a 60% chance of bin Laden on this tape. Followed by a Bush high pressure system. And an Iraqi low current of action. Let me stop. Alas...the news is so funny sometimes you would think it was scripted. ::wink:: ::wink::
Peace ... bags of bones.

While we're on stereo types and everything i might as well take it back. Remember the first set of Power Rangers... Remember Zach. The dancin' black guy. I ain't even go lie, Zach was tight. If i were to do some kind of martial arts i do that hiphop/kung fu, well maybe not... still though.... stereotypes.

Ok... I wasn't going to say anything, but i'm a little tired of these late 1990s black stereotypes sprinkled throughout network television. MAD TV is just dang racist. Its been so long since i watched TV maybe i just didn't notice the progression. I don't know if its better or worse to all the fake marketing to the black people. I'll see a show/commercial and be like... "Whoa (the black folks) are moving up in the world!" Then I remember that its February. I would almost want more black people in commercials, but then it'd just be like that tired McDonalds commercial with all the people rapping, and the last one is the brother saying... "...party with the big Mac!" Its a dang shame. As I type this Chris Parnell is doing a rap on SNL. Not that black people are the only ones who may rap, but still!! Mayn, i can't type anymore... peace.

Valentine's Day... and I have messed up. I have been trying to come up with something to do for my Valentine, for dang near a month now, yet I am basically back to the drawing board. She is tremendously special. I just kept feeling like anything I did wasn't good enough. I admit there was a moment that I was totally fed up with her and wasn't going to do anything, but that's not me. As well that is not being true to how i feel about her. And to further the dagger through my heart, she got me this very thoughtful gift. Now don't I feel like an arse?! This wonderful, caring, and kind equal of mine, and I can't even properly capture.... you know what.... enough of telling y'all. I'm going to just pour myself out to her. (Sorry in advance for not posting consistently!!)
Peace Romantically

ONE YEAR OF BLOGGING!!!!

Let's reminisce!!! (GO OVER OLD POSTS!)

Last night was the Second Annual Tufts Apollo Night...
Yours truly was the last performer. That's right, after all the other performance it was left to me to close out the show. Nervous?... Yes. I had been singing all day and my throat was dry as it was time for me to go on. I ran onstage and was basically out of breath. Messed up?... Alot. In fact at one point the instrumental was ahead of the band I had. I missed one of the high notes at the time. Did it matter?... Seems like it didn't. Everyone had a good time. Overall the performance was good. I'll do better next time.

Well.... I'm just full of surprises.

I think you know you're unpredictable when you surprise yourself. I.E.> Running the Naked quad run... (see December 10th 2002).
Ladies and Gentlemen I am now wearing cornrows. For those uninformed cornrows are a braid-like pattern in your hair that goes back. As well, my Cornrows aren't just straight back, oh no..... they were designed to curve a bit. Nothing too kwazy cus... we'll.... its me.
See Pic But yeah....cornrows... as we speak I am once again wearing the same Du-Rag i wore before (see Aug 2nd 2002)
"Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm dressed so fresh and clean!"
Peace, playas...

DARN THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN.....

Who the heck does the white man think he is...trying to force third world countries into "improvement". Them countries might have been just fine attempting to work their problems out on their own. Did they ask for your help? Then... mind ya business. Dang ol' capitalists!!